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Mulvaney Defends President Against Racist Charges

 Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney popped into The Lint Screen offices as he continued his ongoing defense of President Trump against charges of racism. “Look, I know a lot of people are in a lather over the president’s recent Twitter rampage against Elijah Cummings and the city of Baltimore,” Mulvaney said in sincere …

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“Totally Exonerated” Prez Clarifies Mueller’s Testimony

 God obviously really loves America–– why else would He bless us with an honest, caring man who wants to spread the truth and set the record straight? President Donald J. Trump stopped by The Lint Screen world headquarters and gave us the skinny on what Bob Mueller said in his recent congressional testimony. “Mealymouth Mueller, …

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Trump Makes Valiant Effort To Control Unruly N.C. Mob

 Once again, the fake news media is trying to paint our president as a racist. President Donald J. Trump spoke to a packed house Wednesday night in Greenville, North Carolina. He mentioned Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.), and the mob began violently chanting “Send her back!” The leader of the free world lept into action. “Look, …

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Sen. Perdue Defends Trump’s “Alleged Racist Tweets”

 Georgia Sen. David Perdue called The Lint Screen offices today and clarified his previous remarks about President Trump’s recent Tweets about four progressive Congress members of color. The Tweets were aimed at Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar, and Ayanna Pressley and directed them to “go back and help fix the totally broken and …

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The Mystery of The Missing Shutterbugs

 Foreign relations experts around the world heralded President Trump’s visit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un at the demilitarized zone (DMZ) on June 30. Many consider it the most significant diplomacy meeting in history. “It was incredible,” said a man claiming to know all sorts of things about diplomatic history and other important things. …

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Spitballing Trump 2020 Campaign Slogans

 Recently the staff of The Lint Screen was approached by a high-powered GOP strategist for ideas on “positioning lines” for President Donald J. Trump’s re-election bid. While the Big Fella wants to re-run with Make America Great Again (MAGA), some advisors are pushing for Keep America Great Again (KAGA).?Both sides agreed to look at some …

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